A bad week for Z

Our son, Zachary, has just had the worst week of his little life!! It started with him finishing off a cold and constantly teething. This was immediately followed by falling down on a parking lot which scraped up his knee. Next was the tumble down the last (yes the last) step of the 14 step staircase to the playhouse. This somehow caused a massive bruise and a slight black eye. :( The next day, Zachary's big brother helped the current traumas by opening up the backyard door to Zachary (he happened to be leaning on it, and Thomas knows better). You can only guess the bruise this created. We assumed the falls were over until Zachary tipped over on a tiny chair at his cousin's birthday party. Located on a soft lawn as this chair was, Zachary's head somehow found the only metal object within 10 feet of him. Yep, another nasty bruise added to his ever growing collection!!! :( Pile about 4 mosquito bites onto this and a fingernail scrape from himself, and Zachary officially looks pretty rough! No, you will not see pictures!!!! This is to protect the assumption that you currently think Jeni and I have our kids perfectly protected at all times. :)
Jeni and I have kicked around the idea of a bicycle helmet permanently mounted to Z's little head. LOL!!!!!